He transmigrated into an era when everyone could tame beasts, and became the first bonded battle pet of an adorable campus belle.
The good news: he was still human.
The bad news: he had no spirit channels, his aptitude test screen went black, and he was judged to be a rankless, defective cripple.
Fortunately, he awakened the Mythical Keywords System. Every time the campus belle advanced a rank, he could draw a character keyword and randomly gain one of that character's abilities.
The problem was, the keywords and their style were getting more and more ridiculous. His first draw was [Eggy]?
"Before chaos parted, Heaven and Earth were a mess; Pangu was born to split them apart!" Divine power flooded his body, and his ability could be summed up in two words: [Really Strong]!
But the campus belle had a rare dual contract, and her second battle pet was none other than the supreme demon-clan ruler, a black dragon empress reborn after being betrayed in her previous life!
According to the Heavenly Dao contract, as long as she killed Shen Wuye, the empress could break free of her restraints, regain her freedom, and return to take revenge.
And so the empress began her daily routine of relentless assassination attempts.
She tried to catch him off guard with dragon breath, but Shen Wuye struck back and stuffed her into a crack in the brickwork, where she couldn't even wriggle free.
She set a poisoned trap, but Shen Wuye casually grabbed her by the tail and used her as a mop to clean the dorm floor.
The campus belle, Wen Ling'er, watched the two of them fool around. "Wuye, it looks like Xiao Hei really loves playing with you!"
The black dragon empress's scales stood on end as she roared in tearful fury: "What makes you think this is playing?! He nearly rubbed me smooth just now!"
As the campus belle leveled up, the keywords he drew became even more absurd:
He drew [Action Figure Maniac], and could mend anything.
He drew [Thickheaded], and grew stronger the longer he fought, ignoring pain and becoming immune to death.
He drew [Rock], and could turn Heaven and Earth upside down and crush the highest heavens.
When the armies of the abyss and the rebellious myriad demons tore through the sky screen and descended, Shen Wuye stood alone, suppressing all the worlds!
