Li Xuan transmigrated to the Immortal Realm of the Nine Provinces. He thought he'd have to struggle against fate to change his lot, but unexpectedly bound himself to the Primordial Land Deed.
Only then did he realize in horror that this vast, boundless cultivation universe, teeming with mighty experts, was actually a private estate his ancestors had left him!
Looking at those mighty figures who held themselves above all others and called themselves Dao Ancestors and Immortal Emperors, Li Xuan, the Immortal Realm's sole legitimate heir, went straight into full-on rent-collecting mode!
"What? This is the immortal artifact your sacred sect has passed down for a hundred thousand years?" Li Xuan snatched it away. "Bullshit! This is clearly the hoe my great-grandfather used to till the land!"
"An unspeakable forbidden land? An unparalleled immortal herb?" Right in front of the forbidden zone's master, Li Xuan yanked it out by the roots. "Weeds are growing in my backyard. What's wrong with me pulling them up?"
To collect rent efficiently, Li Xuan recruited fallen prodigies and demonic overlords, founding the Immortal Realm's first violent demolition bureau.
Then one day, the false Dao Ancestor who had proclaimed himself the Will of Heaven prepared to harvest all living beings. Li Xuan brought his big yellow dog, kicked open the Heavenly Gate, and slapped an age-old bill right in Heaven's face:
"You rebellious dog of a property manager! If you can't pay three hundred million years of property fees today, I'll raze your entire Heavenly Court!"