No System, comedy, playing it safe, misunderstandings, showing off
Xu Yang: Anyone else get me? I transmigrated into this body and my master immediately tried to possess me. Good thing I'm from another world: he died. What do I do now? Should I pretend to be my master? Asking online. This is urgent.
Shen Luoyan: I never expected that my cultivation partner of decades avoided touching me because he was impotent.
First disciple: I'm a scholar. I study so I can reason with people. I cultivate immortality so I can reason with people calmly.
Second disciple: I cultivate immortality so I can live longer. Once all my tribe's enemies are dead, I'll dig up their ancestors' graves.
Third disciple: If I don't cultivate properly, I'll have to go back and inherit the throne!
Fourth disciple: A great expert said my bones were extraordinary, that I had the makings of an immortal cultivator, and that I was a genius unseen in a thousand years.
