A comedy, not a power fantasy.
On the first day of the apocalypse, Chang An crouched in the corner of a convenience store with twenty yuan in his pocket, a pack of Hongtashan cigarettes, and a pair of pink panties he'd kicked off a zombie.
He had a secret: kick a zombie, and it drops something. Cigarettes, water, roast chicken, self-heating hot pot. The harder he kicked, the better the loot.
He'd also picked up a partner: Gu Yeye. When her eyes turned blue, she could freeze people solid. Her aim was sharp, her temper explosive, and she'd stolen his bag.
One kicked, the other froze. They could have managed just fine, until someone saw Chang An sprawled on top of a zombie...
"That guy was getting handsy with a zombie."
"Then it dropped something. That's creepy."
"The woman with him is even worse. She sucks out people's yang energy."
Chang An: I was kicking it!
Gu Yeye: Don't explain. They'll believe it even more.
Eventually, even Gu Yeye's father heard the rumors. Gu Yuanshan looked at Chang An and was silent for a long while. "My daughter doesn't usually make friends."
Chang An: Uncle, let me explain.
In a nutshell: In the apocalypse, a coward who kicks zombies to make supplies drop gets branded across the city as a creepy guy who gets handsy with zombies, and even runs off with the daughter of a mining conglomerate's chairman.
Su Wan, Su Qing, Su Wanqing, can't the heroine's name be more creative besides these three?