The Little Phoenix Is Three and a Half, and Immortal Lords Fight to Feed Her

[Adorable Child Beloved by All] [Lighthearted Cultivation Daily Life] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Subverting Expectations] [Healing and Redemption]

In her previous life, Feng Jiujiu, the true daughter born with a phoenix bloodline, had her spiritual roots ripped out by the wicked impostor daughter and was hurled into the ten-thousand-foot Demon-Suppressing Abyss, where she met her end, body and soul annihilated.

Reborn after her phoenix-like return from the ashes, Jiujiu became a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler who still had a lisp. She was taken in by Qingfeng Sect, the poorest and most down-and-out sect in the cultivation world.

She thought this shabby sect couldn't afford to raise a little burden, but who could have guessed...

The aloof senior brother, a sword venerable with a severe cleanliness obsession, expertly shook out a diaper. "Be good, Jiujiu. Your big brother will change you into something nice and fresh."

The second senior brother, a formation genius who loved money more than life itself, sold everything he owned to buy a pile of pure-gold spiritual artifacts. "These are all toys for my little junior sister!"

Their master, a socially anxious couch potato, drew his sword and chased an elder from the neighboring sect down three streets just to snatch a string of century-old candied hawthorns!

And that wasn't all. Demonic miasma ravaged the cultivation world, evil spirits ran rampant, and the great powers were tormented by baleful energy until they went mad.

Just as the Demon King marched on the city and everyone thought the cultivation world was doomed, three-and-a-half-year-old Feng Jiujiu let out a huge sneeze...

"Achoo!"

A scorching, dazzling burst of phoenix spirit fire erupted. It didn't harm a single mortal, yet instantly burned the evil spirits filling the sky until not even ash remained. Demons across the land wept with joy as they were sent to their next lives on the spot!

The enemies who had bullied her in her previous life knelt and trembled, while the great powers of the entire cultivation world queued up with red-rimmed eyes, begging their little foremother for a share of her purifying flame.

Jiujiu sucked on her pacifier and said in her tiny voice, "No burning, no burning. Jiujiu is just a fluffy little chubby bird!"