[Based on Real News] [Livestream] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Patriotic, Tearjerking Moments]
“Buddy, just suppose, and I mean suppose, what if none of your four daughters were biologically yours?”
“Buddy, let me suppose one more thing. What if all four girls had different fathers?”
“Buddy, I... Uh, don't pull a knife on me!”
Lin Feng joined a reality show called The Career Experience Agent and was bound to a Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity, he could enter a prize draw.
From the start, he took a job as a private tutor. The moment Lin Feng arrived, he discovered that none of the homeowner's four daughters were his biological children. Even more astonishing, all four girls had different fathers, and not one of them was the homeowner.
When the story broke, the whole internet went wild!
From then on, all kinds of industries introduced absurd new safety regulations.
Safety regulation: Private tutors are forbidden from investigating their students' parentage.
Safety regulation: Private tutors are forbidden from looking for cameras in their employers' homes.
Safety regulation: Excavator operators are forbidden from alerting the military.
Safety regulation: Taoist priests are forbidden from asking weasels, “Do I look like a general to you?”
Safety regulation: ...
Netizens: Wait, where have I ended up? Is this still China?
