I Accidentally Bound the Heartthrob System, but the Marquis Just Wants to Slouch

[Transmigration] [Harem System] [Daily life in the marquis's household] [Reforming the children] [Hilarious face-slapping] [The Great Yuan's turbulent times]

“Marquis, the eldest young master is working like a beast of burden for Miss Luo again!”

“...Let him. Just break his legs.”

“Marquis, the second young master got into a fight with the crown prince!”

“...Over a woman? What a useless brat.”

“Marquis, the third young master... says he likes the imperial uncle!”

“...Where's my knife?”

“Marquis! Miss is being bullied by that scoundrel Lu Jin!”

“...Saddle my horse. I'll go to the general's residence and ‘reason with them’ myself.”

“Marquis! The young miss is about to have her head shaved by Noble Consort Yan!”

“...This is outrageous! How dare anyone lay a hand on my daughter?”

System: [Ding! Harem mission: Make at least three people fall head over heels for you. Reward: Life-Extending Pill x1]

Pei Heng: “...I'm forty, and I have five kids. You're asking me to become irresistible to everyone???”

System: [Penalty for mission failure: Public humiliation.]

Pei Heng: “...Thank you ever so much.”

A twenty-eight-year-old medical PhD transmigrates into the body of a forty-year-old marquis who's given up on life. All five of his children are a handful, the System keeps setting up its Host, and the entire court is laughing at him...

Pei Heng can only say: Whoever wants to be this marquis can have the job. I want to go back to the modern world!