[Changle and Jiuzi Team Up for an Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [One Female Lead]
Changle buys and buys and buys.
Jiuzi keeps asking and asking and asking.
"Your food delivery is here. Please take it."
"What is this?"
"Coke-braised chicken wings."
"Insolence!"
"Li Junxian, investigate this person for me."
"Never mind. Get me a serving first."
"Boy, you've broken the law. Guards, seize him!"
"Your Majesty, see ya!"
I teleported away.
I delivered food to the Tang Dynasty, and a late delivery penalty trapped me here.
Changle buys and buys every day, while little Jiuzi keeps asking and asking.
Li Junxian investigates me, and Li Shimin steals my food.
Until one day, Li Shimin unfolded a map in his hands.
"Boy, I won't arrest you anymore. Tell me, is the world really this big?"
I said nothing.
"From now on, I'll cover all your food deliveries."
Well, somehow I ended up supplying the entire Tang Dynasty.