I Simulate the Evolution of All Heavens in a Sandbox, and My Chosen Ones Are All Rebellious

The good news: After Jiang Xian died, he became a god, taking charge of the Celestial Heavens' Sandbox and commanding countless chosen ones!

The bad news: No official position, no social security, and every last one of his world-saving subordinates is a rebellious troublemaker!

Scenario One: Saving a village besieged by zombies.

Jiang Xian sent Gu Changqing, the foremost disciple of the Qingyun Sword Sect, whose sword heart was perfectly clear.

But Gu Changqing had a crippling fear of heights. Flying through the sky, he panicked, shut his eyes, and unleashed a barrage of attacks. He barely killed any zombies, but he shaved the hair clean off a villager's ox!

The villagers clutched their heads and wept. "Help! The immortal is killing our ox!"

Scenario Two: Stopping a demonic invasion.

Jiang Xian sent Black Crow, the reincarnation of a former Demon Venerable, to clean house.

But Black Crow became sworn brothers with the current Demon Venerable. They dismantled the White Bone Throne on the spot and went into business together, opening a [Black Crow Chain Foot Massage Shop]!

The orthodox sect leaders: "...Wait, why is the Demon Venerable so skilled at foot massage?!"

Scenario Three: Repairing the Gate of the Ruins.

Jiang Xian planned to recall Wu Dafu, the peerless divine general guarding the southern gate.

But the files showed that Wu Dafu had torn down the gate's load-bearing wall to make a warm jade bed, then gone to the Hehuan Sect to start a wholesale business in adult products. He'd been added to the list of deadbeat debtors!

The remnant souls of his past life, trapped behind the gate: "Jiang Xian! Hurry up and bring him back! My slipped disc can't hold this door up any longer!"