Blacklisted Across the Internet, I Turn Around and Film The Wandering Earth for Real

Lu Yuan transmigrates and takes over a heavy-industry factory on the brink of bankruptcy.

To save his workers' livelihoods, he takes an order to build props for an epic sci-fi movie. But a young heartthrob turns up his nose at them, and entertainment-industry power players join forces to blacklist the factory and cancel the order. "Some lousy blacksmith thinks he can dabble in cinematic art? Get lost!"

Facing mountains of steel and a torrent of online mockery, Lu Yuan laughs in fury. "You want to blacklist me? I'll make the movie myself!"

No special effects? He'll weld an 80-meter-tall, fully articulated nuclear-powered mecha together, one-to-one, right in the factory workshop!

No extras? Three thousand blacksmiths, each with eight-pack abs and covered in machine oil, will play the tough guys themselves!

No explosions? He'll set off tons of decommissioned explosives for real at an abandoned munitions factory!

When Pacific Rim, The Wandering Earth, and Wolf Warrior take the world by storm, audiences everywhere are left speechless and global box-office records are shattered! The arrogant power players are driven mad and beg for a role.

Just then, a military bigwig arrives in the middle of the night with troops to surround the film crew. Staring at the prop aircraft soaring into the sky, he trembles as he speaks:

"I asked you to make a movie. How did your Xuannü fighter jet even evade military radar? Classify this as top secret immediately!"