[Interstellar Comedy + Tycoon System + Beautiful Girls of Every Species + Multiple Female Leads in a Shura Field + Protagonist's Mental State Is Miles Ahead]
Three years after transmigrating to the interstellar age, Lin Lang realized there were three especially ridiculous things about this universe.
First, you had to pay to breathe.
Second, an octopus landlord could use all eight tentacles to demand rent at once.
Third, even though technology had advanced to interstellar travel, a delivery driver could still get fined 8,000 for parking for four minutes!
Lin Lang put up with it for three years, then finally awakened the Tycoon System and got 50 billion credited to his account from the start!
System: [Host, spend to your heart's content and become the richest tycoon in the universe!]
Lin Lang: "Wait a second, they didn't take a fee out of my original 11.8, did they?"
System: [...]
Later, the catgirl Bai Tao cried over a parking ticket.
Lin Lang: "Don't cry. I'll take care of it."
Bai Tao: "You're going to pay my fine?"
Lin Lang: "No, I'm buying the spaceport."
Sold for 42 billion!
The whole universe thought this man was finally going to conquer the stars and seas.
Then he realized that after buying the spaceport, he still had to pay rent to the octopus!
When buying an 80-million private spaceship, he asked if floor mats came with it.
The System completely broke down:
[Host! What on earth are you trying to do?!]
Lin Lang looked innocent. "I just want a bowl of beef noodles and to make my life a little better!"
From then on, an unwritten rule spread across the Milky Way:
If you run into space pirates, call the police.
If you run into Lin Lang, notify your local mental health services immediately!
