Chen Zhou transmigrates.
The good news: he has a System.
The bad news: he has a terminal illness.
To stay alive, he must collect Starshine Points to exchange for more years of life. Looking at the talent show contestants, all eyeliner, affected squeaky voices, and fake moans of suffering, Chen Zhou sighs.
"Just end it already."
Wearing floral shorts, he casually borrows a guitar.
With one song, Sorrow, and eight cups of wine to toast the world's vicissitudes, he brings the mentors to tears and instantly sets the whole internet ablaze!
But just as the whole internet goes wild and investors wave checks worth tens of millions to sign him, Chen Zhou starts to panic.
"Please, everyone, stop voting! I really don't want to debut!"
Faced with a flood of offers, Chen Zhou stares at his balance of more than ten thousand days and falls into deep thought.
Wasn't he supposed to have only thirty days left? At this rate, he won't be able to avoid dominating the entire entertainment industry.
