Jiangshi World: I Become the Strongest Celestial Master by Fooling Around

[Uncle Jiu Zombie Movie Universe] [Meme Shenanigans] [Goofy Male Lead] [Multiple Heroines]

Li Tian transmigrates into Uncle Jiu's zombie movie universe, where demons and monsters run rampant.

The good news: He has a System that grants upgrade points for slaying demons and monsters, letting him improve his cultivation and grow stronger. The System's shop also has every kind of item for fighting evil:

Corpse-Sealing Talisman (effective against purple zombies): 300 Shock Points

Palm Thunder (one-use spell): 500 Shock Points

Earth Master, First Stage cultivation (10 minutes): 1,000 Shock Points

The bad news: He's an ordinary person. How is he supposed to slay demons and monsters?

How does he earn Shock Points for the exchange shop?

Only by doing something so shocking that the onlookers are left stunned, right there at a place haunted by demons and monsters!

No audience = no Shock Points = no combat power = getting kissed, cuddled, and lifted high by a zombie.

So every time Li Tian fights a monster, the process goes like this:

Step One: When zombies or ghosts show up, he tells everyone not to run!

Step Two: In full view of the crowd, he does something no normal person would ever do, leaving everyone stunned!

For example

On the night Master Ren rises as a zombie and attacks the Ren family mansion, everyone is about to scatter and flee.

Li Tian doesn't run. Instead, he announces, in the most punchable manner possible, that everyone should stay calm and watch him perform!

So Li Tian holds his breath and squats beside the gate, waiting for the very moment Master Ren comes hopping over...

Then he yanks the pants off Master Ren, who has already turned into a zombie!

The whole crowd falls silent!

Li Tian rakes in 3,000 Shock Points!

Master Ren: deceased!