From the start, his whole family is sentenced to execution, and the survivors are exiled to the freezing Ningguta?
And that's not all: his father was once the head of an assassination guild, his mother is the world's greatest poison doctor, and his several older brothers are all rascals. There's not a single good person in the family!
The only "normal" one is Jiang Zaozao, a five-and-a-half-year-old little girl. Armed with a "Gossip System" that lets her hear everyone's dirty secrets and a "Double-Sided Portal," she unleashes a series of crushingly one-sided victories on the road to exile!
While everyone else on the exile road is chewing tree bark, Zaozao dives into the modern world and exposes a huge scandal about a wealthy family's cheating husband. Then she uses a black card loaded with tens of millions to buy out a fried chicken shop and a hardware store, brings back heavy-duty hydraulic shears, and snips through the family's stainless steel shackles!
When imperial assassins attack at night, Zaozao brings in a "100,000-volt riot baton" and a "Gatling-style pepper spray gun." Her madcap parents' eyes light up. "These immortal treasures really pack a punch!"
With a hundred thousand troops at the city gates, Zaozao simply pulls out modern armored vehicles, heavy excavators, and Gatling guns. She blasts the enemy commander's scandal about his illegitimate child over a loudspeaker all day long. The hundred thousand troops go mad before a battle even begins!
As they watch Cyber Ningguta rise, built from reinforced concrete and high-voltage electric fences, the fake emperor in the capital trembles on his throne.
Meanwhile, Zaozao wears a miniature dragon robe sewn by her mother and eats modern ice cream, sighing helplessly: "Ugh, I'm only five! How did they end up pushing me onto the throne?"
