I Passed the Civil Service Exam, and My Posting Is to the Abnormalities Control Bureau

[Fun-Loving Protagonist + SCP-Like + Anomaly Control Bureau + Hilarious Power Fantasy + Ensemble Cast]

I'm at the Control Bureau, fresh out of the civil service exam.

The director thought he'd hired a simple workhorse. Little did he know he'd brought in a living King of Hell.

A sip of 92-octane gasoline gets him tipsy. A swig of 98-octane gives him the strength to shatter mountains!

What? You say there's a mental invasion?

Heh. Anyone who dares invade Liang Tian's mind will have the second personality inside him pin their head down and make them watch two full days and nights of uncut educational films.

A vicious impostor is lurking nearby, planning to eat someone's organs?

Sorry, first try my charcoal-grilling skills. Extra chili and cumin!

The aloof instructor's convictions crumble, the impostor monsters call the cops in the middle of the night, and the director trembles: "I told you to protect the environment, and you treat monsters as ingredients and train the supervisors like they're girl group fans?!"

"For the freedom to use 98-octane, charge!"