Take a Foolish but Incredibly Handsome Young Man as My Husband

[Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Both Pure] [Ensemble Cast] [Male Lead Transmigrates] [Both Romance and Plot]

[Unruly heroine who stops at nothing, neither wholly good nor evil ❤️ Cheerful on the surface, but twisted and malicious tea-drinking male lead]

Xin Ling was a half-demon.

One day, she ran into a wicked snake demon and dealt with it on the spot.

But to her surprise, the snake demon blew itself up just before dying, poisoning her in the process.

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Jiang Suisheng had been born into the Great Yong dynasty in its eighteenth year. A late-arriving System finally appeared.

The System said, "Host, the evil main villain will kill the male and female leads and destroy the world. Your mission is to find a chance to kill her."

Jiang Suisheng: "Huh? Me?"

System: "Yes, you."

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Poisoned by the snake demon, Xin Ling could only be cured by sex. She grabbed the young man who had been watching from the sidelines and used him to get rid of the poison.

She never expected that after merely helping him cure her, he would latch on to her and spend every day demanding that she take responsibility.

That would have been bad enough, but whenever she made him angry, he sang songs that made her scalp prickle.

Jiang Suisheng clasped his hands into a heart and sang loudly to Xin Ling:

"I love you, I love you, like a mouse loves rice~"

"I love you, you love me, sweet as Mixue Bingcheng~"

"My love for you will never end~"

Xin Ling: "...You're insane. Get lost!"

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Jiang Suisheng: What the hell do I care about some evil main villain? That's my wife~

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From the very first moment he saw Xin Ling, Jiang Suisheng knew he probably wouldn't be able to complete the mission the System had given him.