[Exile] [Adorable Child] [System] [Stockpiling Supplies] [Comedy] [Dimensional Overkill]
Gu Suisui has barely transmigrated into a book when she becomes a silly three-and-a-half-year-old facing the execution of her entire family and a sentence of exile.
Her wicked stepmother runs off with all the money? Arrogant guards force them to eat filthy mud? Is her whole family about to die of thirst and hunger in the wilderness?
Suisui gives a cold laugh and reaches into her battered wardrobe. "Ding! The Super-Time-Space Supermarket has been bound!"
The entire Duke's mansion, emptied! Her stepmother's secret stash, emptied! She doesn't even leave behind the battered box full of gold! With a balance worth a fortune, Suisui begins a storewide shopping spree for zero yuan!
They run out of water and food on the road to exile?
The guards gnaw on bloody tree bark, while the Gu family lounges in an automatic tent, devouring self-heating hotpot and gulping down ice-cold bottled water!
A bout of chills means certain death?
Slap on a fever patch, pour down strawberry-flavored ibuprofen, and an incurable illness turns into a medical miracle on the spot. The quack doctor nearly yanks his beard right out!
Top underworld assassins launch a nighttime raid?
A can of pepper spray in one hand, a ten-thousand-volt electric flyswatter in the other. The arrogant martial-world killers are electrocuted until their eyes roll back as they break into the electric slide, crying and begging the little dumpling to send them to the afterlife with her own hands!
The once-arrogant, high-and-mighty corrupt guards weep with humiliation as they sign away their freedom for a single bowl of beef noodles. The scumbags who once held all the power in court see the Gu family's fleet of heavy-duty off-road vehicles and wet their pants in terror.
Watch as this three-and-a-half-year-old dumpling leads a family of powerful big shots and turns a hellish journey into exile into a five-star luxury road trip!
