I Overheard My Wolfish Husband's Thoughts, Ran Away After the Divorce, and Got Caught

[Ridiculous comedy and sweet romance + Male lead with an extreme gap between his public and private selves + The heroine is no pushover either]

Bi Ran found out she was living in a novel.

The System told her, "You were supposed to be the real Gu heiress, lost to the family years ago. But a transmigrator stole your identity and your male lead. Want everything back? First marry Li Jinglan, the cold-faced devil king in the book. Divorce him after six months, then live happily ever after with the male lead, and collect a hundred billion."

Bi Ran thought it was a pretty good deal. Li Jinglan was the famously celibate Buddhist gentleman of the capital's elite circle, a man who kept his distance from women. Marrying him meant a sexless marriage, so it was safe and risk-free.

But on the day they registered their marriage, she heard his thoughts:

[Finally, I'm officially on the job. I've got a wife!]

[Twenty-eight years of holding back, and I'm finally free. Tonight, I'm getting lucky!]

[Why does she smell so good? I'm about to smoke from holding back so hard.]

[The whole capital thinks I'm a living devil and a celibate Buddhist gentleman? Hilarious. I made all that up.]

Bi Ran: ???

So much for being pure and celibate! So much for not laying a finger on her! This guy's a hungry wolf wearing a monk's robe!

Bi Ran was so terrified she ran away in the middle of the night!

Later, she discovered that the transmigrator was her cousin. She had stolen Bi Ran's DNA, taken her identity, and was waiting to laugh at her at the family reunion banquet.

Meanwhile, the man who'd agreed to divorce her after six months was busy figuring out how to make sure she could never escape him for the rest of her life.

Bi Ran: "What happened to our marriage contract? What happened to divorcing when the term was up?"

Li Jinglan looked down at her, his tone calm. "When did I ever say I was going to divorce you?"

Bi Ran: "System, initiate the divorce and escape plan!"

For a hundred billion, she had to get divorced!