[Comedy and lighthearted fun + overwhelming technological advantage + highly intelligent villain + rise of the ape-man race later on + scheming protagonist]
"If you had to rate Earth Online, how many stars would you give it?"
[Earth Online] ☆☆☆☆☆
Jiang Yu: "I've never met my one true love, but I've seen plenty of cinnabar and beauty marks."
Someone replied below: ★☆☆☆☆
"Terrible review: She suddenly quit the game while I was recruiting new players with a level 96 veteran."
Jiang Yu: "…"
"If signing in made you stronger, how many stars would you give it?"
[Earth Online] ★☆☆☆☆
"One star, because I can't play it, and I'd be crying with impatience."
But what Jiang Yu never expected was that he would actually get to play Earth Online!
Wait a minute.
Dense jungles, treacherous terrain.
Ferocious beasts, savage birds of prey.
"What era of Earth Online is this??? What do you mean, the ape-man era?"
"A beginner's gift pack for players: one AK-47 with unlimited ammunition."
Jiang Yu: "Then what are we waiting for, brothers? I love playing Earth Online! Let's speedrun it! We have to speedrun it!"
