I Told You I'm a Sword Immortal, But You Insist on Calling Me Jiahao

I'm a senior in high school, and studying is a never-ending sea.

I'm Jia Hao. All I need is one sword to cleave the heavens, split the earth, slay immortals, and destroy demons... Whatever, one swing and every god in the heavens will be on their knees!

My name is Jia Hao. I think I'm a reincarnated Sword Immortal, but all the girls call me Jiahao.

So I hate them.

I hate my yandere childhood sweetheart, who feeds me jelly beans made with spiritual liquid every day and begs me not to eat chalk;

I hate the top student, who acts aloof and proud but secretly studies my sword moves every day;

I hate the rich heiress who waves around a black card loaded with tens of billions and insists on using her family's resources to spoil me into uselessness...

"Ding! Host has completed a chuunibyou rage outburst. Reward: [Immortal-Slaying True Qi]!"

On the day I called off my engagement, a big shot from the Celestial Sword Academy bullied my father for being powerless.

I drew my wooden street-stall sword, its sword aura stretching thirty thousand li: "You dare! I can slaughter you all as easily as dogs!"

Then every girl at school fell head over heels for me: "Oh my god! He's so unbelievably hot when he's having an episode! Someone hold him down for me. I want to kiss him to death!"

Jia Hao despaired: I only want to cultivate in seclusion and ascend. Why have you already divided up custody of our second child?!