I'm Only Three, and You Want Me to Turn This Old Man's Life Around?

[Reborn as a Child] [System Misalignment] [Childhood Friends] [Hilarious Everyday Life] [Reversals and Face-Slapping]

In his previous life, Chen Nuo went bankrupt and ended up in debt at thirty-two, after learning the full cruelty of human nature. He opens his eyes to find himself reborn in the small class at Xiangyanghong Kindergarten in 2002. Just as he's about to wet the bed to calm himself down, a [Chosen Lone Hero: Down-and-Out Old Man's Comeback Face-Slapping System] suddenly awakens in his mind!

But the System's timeline is completely messed up. Not only does it identify him as a thirty-year-old loser burdened by massive debts and kicked out by his wicked ex-wife, it also sounds red alerts in his ear every day:

[Wicked stepmother detected, bringing over slow-acting poison. Immediately flip over the poisonous chicken soup and coldly announce that you're leaving with nothing!]

Chen Nuo stares at his young, beautiful birth mother, who's feeding him strawberry pudding with a little yellow duck spoon, and falls into deep thought.

[Green-tea ex-wife detected, showing up to force you to sign an agreement to sell the house. Lie low and swear to defend your last shred of dignity!]

The next moment, Jiang Ning, his adorable and imperious childhood friend with her hair in pigtails, struggles over with her heavy golden piggy bank and drops it into Chen Nuo's lap with a thud. Her eyes redden as she sniffles. "Chen Nuo! This eighty-three yuan and fifty cents is everything I have. I'll support you from now on, so you can't hold hands with other kids!"

Chen Nuo: "...System, you call this wicked scheming? This is an amazing start!"

When an absurdly misaligned revenge cheat meets a cute, bossy childhood friend who pampers him with food.

In this life, Chen Nuo just wants to kick back with his legs crossed. Sorry, System, this time I'm going to live off someone else and coast all the way to victory!