I'm a novelist, and just because I posted a bad review while listening to a fanfic audiobook, I got dragged into the story?
"Oh, right! Let me introduce myself. I'm Lü Qi. I was just making fun of the novel while listening to it. The transmigrated heroine has such a huge cheat, so why become an imperial consort? Why not become emperor? I said the transmigrator was erratic and unpredictable, sometimes a saintly do-gooder, sometimes cruel and vicious, with no logic to her actions, while everyone else gets dumbed down to accommodate her. The author's writing is at an elementary-school level. What's the problem?"
System: "No problem! I'm just sending you into a TV drama so you can test how long you can survive in one without a golden finger."
"What if I die? Can I go back then?"
"NO!!! If you die, you'll disappear for good."
"Why? I wrote a bad review. That's not a capital offense! I haven't finished my novel yet! I'm not going into a TV world. Send me back!"
"You can't go back. You're already dead! If you went back, you'd just drift around a little longer before reincarnating."
"I'm dead? No way. I was about to go to sleep. How could I die? My phone and computer weren't charging, so they couldn't have exploded. The house doesn't even have gas, so it couldn't have been a gas leak. How could I possibly die?"
"You worked overtime for five days straight. To stay alert, you had two cups of coffee every afternoon and another cup at night so you could write your novel. You only slept about three hours a day. You were about to go to bed, but you hadn't fallen asleep. You died from overwork."
