Xiao Yueling transmigrated into a novel as a princess who wouldn't live past the age of four. She thought she could escape her certain death by hiding out in a bandit stronghold.
But after becoming the bandit chief, she was found by her cousin, the heir apparent, and the original plot began to unfold.
Just as she was desperately trying to figure out how to survive, the Bandit System that had been bound to her in her previous life suddenly showed up.
The System told her that if she didn't live as a bandit and make money, she'd die.
Xiao Yueling, who had spent her entire previous life as a bandit, thought, Now this is something I know!
The emperor needs money? No problem. We'll raid the homes of corrupt officials.
Her brother is attacked? Heh, my own firearm is no less deadly!
The old court officials are throwing their weight around? I'll crush the palace tiles underfoot and ask whether their bones are tougher than the floor.
Eventually, everyone became convinced that she was the only one fit to take the throne.
She tossed the imperial robe into the arms of her cousin, the crown prince.
"Listen, kid. Sitting in that seat is exhausting. Your big sister just wants to lie around and enjoy life. You go sit on that dragon throne."