[Evil God + System Drives Him Insane + Conceptual Powers + Infinite Worlds + Everyone's a Villain + Wish Fulfillment + Becomes a God Through Loan-Sharking]
"Great Goddess, please stop crying! He's just a mortal!"
"What the hell do you know?! That lunatic has trapped my essence in his soul. If I don't make him drop some loot, he'll set fire to my divine core!"
The Ashen Realm descended, and all races fell prey to an indescribable corruption.
Only He Yan took the arriving Mother Goddess of Reproduction and Aberration hostage, blackmailing his way into becoming the only male [High Priest of Birth] in the entire otherworld.
From then on, the bizarre world went completely off the rails.
When a six-foot-two ruffian walked down the street beneath a radiant halo of mercy, evil spirits trembled all around him.
"You indescribable, eerie madam, that dead thing in your belly seems to be burning up. Come on, I'll give you a painless C-section with this steel pipe!"
"And you, Saintess over there, want to borrow against my flesh and blood to save your life? Fine. You borrow nine and pay back thirteen. If you're even a second late, I'll take back my blessing and let you find out what holy withdrawal feels like, until your whole body melts into water!"
My name is He Yan. I'm a compassionate midwife and the gods' loan shark.
