The NBA's Fighting King: Kobe Admits He Can't Learn It

In 2008, the Lakers are getting crushed by the Spurs, down by more than 20 points!

Phil Jackson gives up and puts the bench players in. Bowen rubs it in: "Go back home, rookie!"

The whole world is waiting to laugh at this Chinese rookie.

Who knew Chen Mo would sneer? In his previous life, he'd won bronze in sanda at the National Games!

[Ding! Combat Basketball System activated!]

You use basketball rules to guard me? I'll use my sanda instincts against you!

He cuts in along the baseline like a tiger descending the mountain, spins like a dragon sweeping its tail!

Facing the 2.11-meter-tall Tim Duncan, the Big Fundamental, Chen Mo springs straight up from the floor and launches a one-handed shot with an incredibly bizarre "combat-style" motion, slamming the ball into the basket!

Popovich angrily smashes his tactics board: "Can someone tell me what kind of martial arts he's practicing out there?!"