[The heroine is a novice succubus from the beginner village, an airheaded natural who charms a group of veteran players]
[Everyone's Darling + Irresistible Charmer + A Touch of Ensemble Cast + Timid Yet Powerful + Cozy, Funny Everyday Life + Effortless Cultivation]
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Lin Qingwu was born with a spiritual body attuned to plants and trees, her flesh and spirit pure to the point that she was practically a walking piece of Tang Monk's meat.
On her first day away from home, she was abducted into the Hehuan Sect.
But she knew nothing about romance or dual cultivation, and couldn't understand why her senior brothers and sisters always looked at her with such alarmingly heated eyes!
She only cared about three things:
What's on the dining hall menu today? Where should I go tomorrow? Where can I find a good spot to sleep all day the day after?
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She was a happy little slacker, but there were simply too many fellow cultivators, and cultivation manuals kept landing in her lap.
The Nine Nether Rakshasa Hall's Infernal Karmic Flame? Perfect for roasting chicken!
The Soul Devouring Palace's Soul Reaping Art? Just right for making dried fruit!
The Hunyuan Sect's Wind-Riding Technique? Sleeping on it is so comfy!
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Then, on the day of the Grand Sect Tournament, Lin Qingwu casually claimed first place while munching on the snacks her senior brothers and sisters had stuffed into her hands.
The elders of the various sects stared in shock, unable to sit still any longer!
"How does that little girl from the Hehuan Sect know our sect's core techniques?"
The disciples of the various sects either looked up at the sky or picked at their fingers. Not a single one dared to answer.
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Years later, the lazy Lin Qingwu somehow became the leader of the righteous path.
She looked at the circle of fellow cultivators, demons, and monsters surrounding her, all gazing at her with burning eyes, and silently hugged the enormous chicken drumstick in her arms tighter.
"D-don't come any closer!"
