My Sect Is Full of Villains, but This Little One Can Handle Any Oddball

My name is Tan Xiao Guai. I'm four years old, an orphan determined to uphold righteousness.

I joined a shabby little sect, where everyone was weak and pitiful.

My eldest senior brother could cough up enough blood to dye a whole mountain red.

My second senior brother was a blind man who didn't even dare kill a chicken.

My third senior sister would topple over in a breeze.

To protect these frail senior brothers and sisters who couldn't even look after themselves, I had no choice but to shoulder the giant sword myself.

Evil spirits on the loose? One slap from me sends them off to their physical liberation!

The leader of the righteous sects wants to forcibly demolish my sect? One kick from me and his Nascent Soul goes flying!

Then one day, at the Myriad Demons Assembly,

I saw the Four Great Demon Realm Protectors I'd beaten up kneeling before my "frail and helpless" senior brothers, kowtowing and calling them their ancestors?

The entire cultivation world went mad. "Run! That first-rate terror organization in the cultivation world has raised an even more twisted killer!"

I patted my little bald head. "Amitabha, I'm truly a respectable nun!"

Mom, Dad, where are you? If you don't come get me soon, I'm going to unite the Demon Realm!