I Signed a World-Destroying Demoness from the Start, but I Just Want to Farm

Lin En worked for the Heavenly Dao without pay for a hundred thousand years.

As a max-level God of Death, he'd had enough of his 24/7 corporate drone life. In a fit of rage, he flipped the Heavenly Dao's table, ran away to a border town, and bought a farm, ready to eat, sleep, and wait for death.

The farm was short-handed, so he casually hired a few "homeless, pitiful" girls.

But he had no idea that these girls were all wanted, world-ending supervillains!

The blind swordswoman weeding the fields is a fallen saintess who slaughtered gods.

The red-haired little girl stoking the fire is a calamity dragon whose breath can destroy an empire.

The housekeeper who tries to crawl into his bed every night is the Abyss's number-one yandere witch!

The worst part is that they're all masters of wild overinterpretation.

Lin En: "Let's clear the back hill today and plant some potatoes."

The witches gaze at him with fervor. "The Lord wishes to set up the Nine Netherworlds Undead Formation? Using potatoes as camouflage? Understood. We'll flatten the Divine Realm for you tonight!"

When the righteous heroes and the Heavenly Dao's pursuers arrive in town to hunt down the world-ending witches, they discover in horror that the terrifying and invincible "Lord God of Death" from the legends is wearing nothing but boxer shorts, helplessly dodging the witches' everyday attempts to kiss him and throw themselves at him.

The male lead sighs up at the sky. "I really just want to farm in peace. Can you yanderes please stay away from me?"