[Gap Moe + 1v1, Both Leads Are Virgins + Sweet Romance + A Battle of Wits Between Equals] The little fairy Yun Biluo descends to the mortal realm, only to receive a mission from the God of Marriage: she must win over Feng Moyuan, a powerful God of War in the Celestial Realm who has never been able to fall in love.
From the start, she lands in the worst possible situation.
She becomes a punching bag, bound hand and foot and delivered to a mad general.
Looking at her sworn enemy and stepbrother, nearly six foot three, built like a tank, and with a corruption level of 99, Yun Biluo promptly activates her green-tea defense: she lets a tear fall, goes limp, and conveniently collapses into his arms.
[System Notification: Feng Moyuan’s corruption level -5, affection +10!]
Yun Biluo sneers inwardly: Hah. Men.
Feng Moyuan grabs her chin with a cold expression. “Sister, do you think that pretty, seductive face of yours will make this general spare you?”
Meanwhile, in his heart: She smells so good... She cried in front of me... Is she trying to seduce me? She really does love me!
Later, the conquest succeeds.
The System watches the God of War, now afflicted with separation anxiety and ready to go berserk across the world if the heroine is out of sight for even three seconds, and falls into deep thought.
“Sweetheart, what’s so nice about that pretty boy? Are my eight-pack abs not better to touch?”
“Baby, you haven’t kissed me today. Are you saying you don’t want me anymore?”
Yun Biluo, holding her aching lower back: ...Help, I’ve overachieved on this mission. There’s no getting rid of this rabid dog!
