After Reading Minds, the Mad Commandery Princess Pulls Out a Grenade and Blows Up the Court

[Unhinged Shenanigans] [Mind Reading] [Modern Weapons] [Everyone's Favorite] [Hilarious Gossip]

Sheng Jiujiu transmigrates into the frail true heiress of the Yong'an Marquis Estate. Just after being brought home, she's forced to marry in someone else's place, then gets her blood and bone marrow extracted to save the fake heiress.

Faced with her biased scumbag father, wicked stepmother, and hypocritical fake heiress, Sheng Jiujiu has a mental breakdown on the spot and pulls out a grenade to blow up the Marquis Estate's ancestral hall!

[Ding! Extreme unhinged behavior detected in Host. Unlimited arsenal of modern weapons unlocked! Everyone can now hear your inner thoughts and gossip!]

From then on, the capital's court descends into utter chaos.

Sheng Jiujiu rants in her mind: [Tsk, tsk. The prime minister acts so upright in public, but behind closed doors he wears red underwear and has two enormous hemorrhoids!]

The prime minister's face crumbles on the spot. He clutches his backside and frantically wipes away his sweat!

[Oh my! The old emperor is afraid of thunder and bitter medicine, and last night the empress even twisted his ear while making him memorize rules for women!]

The mighty emperor shudders and immediately decrees that Sheng Jiujiu be named the kingdom's number-one gossip princess, begging her to attend court every day!

[Poor me, my handsome but tragic older brother was poisoned and paralyzed. I'll cure him with a divine medicine, and anyone who dares bully him will get blasted with a rocket launcher!]

After her frail eldest brother is rescued, he becomes an invincible sister-protecting maniac and pampers Sheng Jiujiu to the heavens.

As for Xiao Wuwang, the reclusive Regent rumored to be violent and bloodthirsty? Sheng Jiujiu tosses him a Chinese ring puzzle and a stress-relief squishy toy. The aloof prince obediently offers her a grenade: "Jiujiu, use this one to blow up that scumbag crown prince. It makes a loud bang."

The civil and military officials cower in a heap: Please, Princess, stop gossiping and stop pulling out the cannons! We'll expose ourselves and turn ourselves in, all right?!