[Comedy cultivation] [Lifespan-borrowing System] [Leveling through trash talk] [One female lead]
Other people cultivate through hard work. Lin Yue cultivates with one phrase: "Lend me your years!"
After transmigrating as a good-for-nothing in the Qingyun Sect, he's framed for stealing pills and forced to kneel with a boot on the back of his hand. He's about to have both legs broken and be thrown down the mountain.
Luckily, he awakens a lifespan-borrowing System.
You dare mouth off and lose your cool? Then I'll borrow your lifespan!
With years added to his life, his cultivation skyrockets, and he can max out his divine powers too!
A senior disciple calls him useless. One "Lend me your years!" turns the senior's hair white, while Lin Yue breaks through three levels in a row.
A demonic patriarch spends five hundred years in cultivation, ready to show off his life-stealing secret art, only for Lin Yue to borrow two hundred years from him first.
From then on, both the righteous and demonic paths tremble at the word "years." Fighting is fine, just don't let that kid open his mouth!
Except the frosty saintess is an exception.
Lin Yue: "Lend me your years!"
Su Qinghan: "No! Take it back!"
[Borrowing lifespan failed. Host loses one year instead.]
Lin Yue: ???
I thought borrowing lifespans was supposed to make me immortal. How did I run into someone who makes me lose years instead?
