Officer Zhang hates answering the phone.
Because every time he does, he hears the same thing: "Something's happened in General Village again!"
Kidnapping college students, abducting fishing enthusiasts, running pyramid schemes, loan-sharking, school bullying, selling "weapons"...
Every time he hears about it, it sounds like a damn criminal case.
So he rushes over with his team.
But when they get there...
The kidnapped college student is doing accounting and earns twenty thousand a month.
The abducted fishing enthusiast is out fishing, hauling in a four-hundred-jin catch.
The loan-sharking? It's crowdfunding for a startup.
The pyramid scheme? They're damn well giving money to people who got caught in pyramid schemes.
The school bullying? Parents are lining up to have their kids bullied, telling the officers not to stick their noses in.
Every report sounds like a crime, but every time they arrive, it turns out nothing illegal happened.
Informant: Officer, how is none of this against the law? It's so dark out there!
Officer Zhang: We've been there fifty times. They put on such a good act every time.
Informant: Then why don't you arrest them?
Officer Zhang: Because... damn it, every time we get there, it turns out nothing they're doing is illegal!
Officer Zhang: Village Chief Fang, I'm warning your village to obey the law!
Fang Jiu: Uncle Zhang, we really haven't broken any laws!
Officer Zhang: Then why does your village get reported every day?
Fang Jiu: Maybe... the things we do just look pretty criminal?
Officer Zhang: Your village just bought two more G-Wagons.
Fang Jiu: They earned the money themselves!
Officer Zhang: If I get another report, I'll make sure I arrest you all!
The county's most criminal-looking village, and its least busy police force.
Reports come in every day, but nobody ever gets convicted.
What a batch, it looks great!
[What] is a bit crazy!