[Marriage before love | Both sexually inexperienced | Long-planned pursuit | Fake playboy | Mad heiress | Sweet 1v1 romance | Comedy]
On the day of their blind date, Wei Wan pushed the agreement across the table. “I’ll marry you, but don’t expect anything in the bedroom. Men over twenty-five aren’t getting into my bed.”
Xie Huairang laughed. “How convenient. I’m twenty-four.”
“Baidu says you’re twenty-seven.” Wei Wan didn’t even look up. “You’re a wrinkly old cucumber. Why pretend to be young?”
“My body is only twenty.”
“Stop bullshitting. You change girlfriends eight hundred times a month. Your body must be worn out by now.” She scoffed. “Sign quickly. I’m in a hurry. My little brother’s waiting outside.”
Xie Huairang looked at her deeply, then picked up his pen after a long pause.
“Fine, but I have one rule too.” He curled his lip. “If you ever climb into my bed of your own accord, don’t expect to get back out.”
Wei Wan didn’t even turn around. “Pleasure doing business with you.”
*
Later.
Wei Wan clutched her lower back in protest. “Xie Huairang, you tricked me into marriage! I want a divorce!”
Xie Huairang held her by the waist. “I didn’t trick you. The marriage certificate is real, and so are my feelings. You can’t get divorced.”
Wei Wan glared at him. “I thought your body was twenty-four?!”
“Baby,” he chuckled, “I said it was just over twenty.”
