[No romance + ancient-to-modern setting + adorable child in exile + two-way exchange of supplies + hilarious infrastructure-building]
Tuantuan is four and a half when her entire family is stripped of their possessions and exiled. Is this a hopeless start?
Don't panic! The broken clay jar in her arms is actually connected to a massive modern supermarket!
While other exiles gnaw on tree bark and shiver in the cold along the road, her family wears thermal underwear and huddles in a ruined temple, slurping down self-heating hot pot!
When they reach the freezing wasteland, the whole family thinks they're doomed, but Tuantuan unlocks "two-way shopping"!
Common weeds from ancient times? Toss them into the jar, and they turn out to be rare, endangered medicinal herbs worth a fortune in the modern world. In return, she gets pepper spray and life-saving antibiotics!
Useless rocks from the wasteland? Toss them into the jar, and they exchange for dozens of truckloads of rice, high-yield fertilizer, and solar-powered streetlights!
A hundred thousand barbarian troops invade? Tuantuan sets up a loudspeaker and blasts "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style." A few civilian fireworks shoot into the sky, and the barbarian khan is so terrified he drops to his knees on the spot, begging to become Tuantuan's road-building laborer, as long as he can have a drink of ice-cold soda every day.
A few years later, the wasteland at the edge of the world, once a place where not even birds would poop, has been transformed by four-year-old Tuantuan into a "cyber paradise" filled with asphalt roads and big supermarkets.
The old emperor of Great Chu visits the wasteland in disguise. He sees exiles riding bicycles along the streets, then looks at his own depleted treasury, and completely loses it. "I thought you were exiled! How are you living in even greater luxury than I am?!"
Holding a modern pearl milk tea, Tuantuan confidently tosses out a stack of gold notes. "Your Majesty, I heard the treasury's empty. How about coming to my restaurant to wash dishes?"
Open this book to see how a four-year-old cutie uses spicy strips and drones to take the ancient world by storm
