I Make Money Writing Songs on Livestream, and My Singing Leaves the Whole Internet in Tears

After transmigrating to a parallel world that's a wasteland for entertainment, Xu Ye binds to the [Laid-Back Livestream System]. As long as he earns the guaranteed 300 yuan each day, he can end his stream at lightning speed!

Faced with an eight-square-meter basement and a dead livestream chat, he puts up a sign:

[Live songwriting, custom-made just for you. Listen first, pay later. If you're not satisfied, you don't pay!]

A heartbroken, hopeless romantic joins him on a call? One performance of "Dignity" has him sobbing as he empties his wallet!

A stunning female streamer calls in to request a song? His rendition of "A Diao" shocks the entire internet!

When a top-tier star with tens of millions of fans drops by late at night, his performance of "Boundless Lands" leaves her so stunned she charters a plane that very night to track him down in person!

"Please, you streamer dog, don't end the stream! I'll send you a hundred Huazi gifts, okay?!"

"Just sing for five more minutes and the top donor will join the call wearing Balenciaga tonight!"

"Bro, you brought the whole internet to tears, then went straight to bed? Are you even human?!"

Xu Ye glances at his dashboard: net earnings of 3.01 yuan. Goal met!

Faced with millions of viewers and desperate pleas for him to stay, he yanks out the power cord with a snap.

"That's a wrap! Earning even one more cent would be disrespectful to the System. See you tomorrow, if I'm in the mood!"

The viewers across the internet, the top-tier star, and the platform executives are instantly devastated: this streamer really is a dog!