I Opened a Tavern in Honghuang

My name is Jiang Jiu. I was the first drop of wine in the world to take human form. The System told me to open a divine oracle tavern, where every visitor brings a reward. But how am I supposed to tell fortunes? Forget it. I'll just follow the story and say whatever comes to mind, fool a few people, and collect some rewards.

The Wu Clan comes to the tavern: I tell them to snatch the meditation cushions. The Wu Clan says, "Brother, you smell delicious!"

Nuwa comes to the tavern: I help her make plans. Nuwa asks, "Is the tavern looking for a landlady?"

Tongtian comes to the tavern: I tell him to become the first of the Three Pure Ones. Tongtian asks, "Can this tavern help me attain enlightenment?"

Laozi comes to the tavern: I teach him alchemy. Laozi says, "The Dao of alchemy can actually be combined with the Dao of wine?"

Watching the prehistoric world as both minor and major trends were changed, Hongjun sucked in a sharp breath. "You little rascal! I'll have to go to your tavern and collect you myself!"

After Hongjun comes to the tavern, I analyze the prehistoric world for him. Hongjun says, "Hey, what you're saying actually makes some sense!"