Can You Ascend to Immortality by Slacking Off?

"Young man, I can see you have extraordinary bones. This Supreme Immortal Realm System... Please, take it! I'll kowtow to you!"

Su Ye was drowning in debt when an old immortal dumped the problem on him and forcibly shoved him into the foremost cultivation academy in the Immortal Realm.

The academy was full of prodigies, breathing in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and diligently cultivating the Three Thousand Great Dao.

Su Ye alone was different. His System grew stronger through "anti-human, outrageous stunts":

While everyone else meditated, he slept, and his cultivation surged.

While everyone else discussed the Dao, he cracked dirty jokes and had an instant epiphany.

The System even forced him to replace the aloof campus belle's personal magical treasure with pink underwear. Fail the mission, and he would die on the spot!

To stay alive, Su Ye could only dance wildly on the tightrope of public humiliation.

Little by little, he turned the entire cultivation world on its head:

The Holy Maiden and others fought over him, a sword fanatic was tricked into hauling bricks, and even the Demon Sect's Demon Venerable was driven to buy a last-minute ticket and flee overnight.

At last, the old immortal who had dumped the problem on him regretted it and tried to take the System back.

By then, Su Ye had trampled the Heavenly Dao beneath his feet, with a host of divine and demonic underlings behind him. He grinned. "Old man, you sure had fun dumping that on me back then. Now... it's my turn to teach you how to cultivate."