[Travel Between Two Worlds] [Cultivation] [Buying and Reselling] [Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] [Face-Slapping] [Nearly Invincible] [Everyday Life]
At the fifth level of Qi Refining, how do you fight someone at Foundation Establishment?
Lin Xuan's answer: Spray them in the face with pepper spray, throw a packet of chili powder at them, then pull a bundle of C4 out of his ring.
A broken ring he bought for thirty yuan links to another world.
The cultivators there command the wind and rain and fly thousands of miles on their swords, but they've never seen a lighter, a flashlight, or a glass mirror.
Buy for two yuan, sell for five spirit stones. A mirror that cost fifty yuan starts bidding at a thousand spirit stones.
Someone gets jealous and brings people to surround his door. He tosses a packet of chili powder and takes down a row of cultivators at the ninth level of Qi Refining.
Someone forges a wanted notice to have the sword cultivator at his side stripped of their spiritual roots. He pulls out a voice recorder and plays the culprit's every word in public.
Sect disciples mock him for being an independent cultivator, young masters from prestigious clans call him a nouveau riche, and a Golden Core monster wants to steal his ring.
Lin Xuan smiles.
"Anyone who lays a hand on my people will pay me back with interest."
At the same level, he's invincible. Against people at a higher level, he's still willing to fight.
Can't win? He turns the ring, goes home to restock, then comes back an hour later with a truckload of "magic treasures."
(The synopsis isn't doing it justice, so move on to the main text.)
