Siheyuan: I Was Just Enjoying the Gossip, Why Are the Villains Panicking?

(If you don't bully the animals, is it even a Siheyuan story?)

Su Mu, a champion debater and the king of smack talk, transmigrates into a Siheyuan and is forced every day by the gossip System to eavesdrop on the neighbors.

He'd planned to lie low, quietly enjoy the gossip, and lie flat, but he can't keep his big mouth shut.

Yi Zhonghai: "Little Su, whenever you start flapping those lips, your First Uncle's legs shake like crazy."

Jia Zhangshi: "I even called Old Jia and Little Jia back from the dead, but we still couldn't beat you..."

Qin Huairu: "I knew it. Little Su really is the best in the whole courtyard..."

Qin Jingru: "Sis, actually, I knew too..."