Honkai: Star Rail: Aha Is Gone? Where Am I Supposed to Find Fun Now?

Name: Honkai: Star Rail: Aha Is Gone? Where Am I Supposed to Find Fun Now?
Author: When a Salted Fish Turns Over, It Stinks

崩铁，阿哈没了？那我上哪找乐子

by When a Salted Fish Turns Over, It Stinks (咸鱼翻身就臭了)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 51k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A ridiculous, absurd tale of a mad genius making history

As a novelist, Chi Ru was utterly helpless.

Help, help! I just came to take a look around Dual-Phase Paradise, but now people are demanding an update. What do I do?

Good heavens, Lady Zhenzhu, why are you blocking the entrance to the pipe?

Whoa, Aha?

I want to marry you!

What? Akivili has been resurrected?

Wait, who is this?

My unrequited love is back in the country, so I'm going to pick her up!

Huh, why does this person look so much like my old boss?

Damn it, what do I do about the guy who used to work with me shoveling shit? He won't stop watching me!

I swear I'll break free of this lousy curse of the Hunt!

What are The Star-Crossed Lovers in Dire Straits Get the Big Serving, The Young and Pure Immortal Would Never Get Cuckolded by the Bishop, and The Phantom Thief Saintess Crosses the Sea?

Come on, I want my unofficial history, no, my historical accounts, to spread throughout the universe!

Huh? The Garden of Recollection has new stock? Why does this fox look so familiar? I'll fish one out and let Jing Yuan take a look!

What, the Land of Dreams, the Land of Sweet Dreams? With so many factions, surely it wouldn't be unreasonable for me to revive the Permanence, the Trailblaze, or someone like that?

Huh? What's this? Elysia? Kevin? Whatever, I'll make a bunch of them and send them to Amphoreus to save the world together!

Whoa! So you're Aha!

Wait! What do you mean Aha died ages ago? Damn old dice, who wants to play your game of courage anyway?

Chi Ru is a walking disaster. In the first half of his life, he followed the Permanence, only for the old guy to merge with the Great Dao. Then he chased after the Trailblaze, only for Akivili to perish and vanish from the world. Now he's following the Elation, and what do you mean Aha's head was eaten ages ago?

Huh? Are you kidding me?! Where am I supposed to find any fun now?

Did nobody notice the title is in yellow and purple? So sad.

Teacher, teacher, do we really have to make Phantylia dance to a cute idol routine?

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32Chapters

1.7kReads

160Shelves

120Listens

2.6kReads · all time

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