A Perfect Candidate for Civil Service, Yet the Whole World Wants Me to Slack Off

[Top-Secret Internal Files of the Jiangnan City Demon Suppression Bureau]

Name: Gu Xiu

Official position: Archives administrator

Threat level: Impossible to assess.

Note 1: Absolutely do not assign him any work after 4:50 p.m. Any consequences are your responsibility.

Note 2: Absolutely do not withhold his perfect-attendance bonus.

Note 3: He's not slacking off. He's maintaining the world's ecological balance.

The new bureau chief looked at the file with contempt and sent Gu Xiu straight to the frontline suicide squad.

Less than twelve hours later, the bureau chief knelt before the mountain range, now flattened into a plain, and tearfully called headquarters:

"I request disciplinary action! I've made a terrible mistake. I shouldn't have forced Gu Xiu to work overtime..."