Good-for-Nothing, Chubby Old Lady Becomes Everyone's Crush, Handsome Men Line Up to Win Her Over

Sang Yu, seventy years old, with a useless spiritual root, overweight, and blowing up her cauldron for fifty years.

With only three months left to live, she is curled up in her cave abode reading smutty novels.

The System arrives.

[Host's intense obsession with handsome men detected. Activation requirements met.]

Sang Yu: "...Say that again?"

[The Underworld mistakenly took your soul. This is compensation.]

All she wanted was to make pills, cure her poison, and stay alive.

But then...

Her ungrateful godnephew regrets everything and comes to kneel outside her courtyard every day.

The fairest-skinned junior disciple in the alchemy room comes to buy pills from her stall every day.

The laziest junior brother in the artifact-crafting division slips her his jade token and says, "Come to me if you need anything."

And the crow she picked up has healed, transformed into human form, and stands six-foot-two, with pectorals bigger than her head.

Sang Yu: "...Put some clothes on first."

Only later does she learn that all the handsome men in the entire Baihua Sect are waiting for her to invite them into her harem.

Sang Yu: "I'm not taking anyone."

The handsome men: "We'll wait."

Sang Yu: "Wait until I'm dead before you join?"

The handsome men: "You can't die."