[Modern Mysticism + Ghostbusting and Fortune-Telling + Spiritual Qi Revival + A Brooding Male Ghost] Note: The brooding male lead really is a ghost, not a person, but he's just a background character. This is mainly a story about the heroine cultivating in the modern world, exorcising ghosts, and going about her daily life.
"Damn it! Little Heavenly Dao, are you messing with me?"
"Erasing my memories is this painful?!"
Three thousand years of memories press together in her mind, collapse, and shatter into fragments. Then they gradually fade away, while her modern memories grow clearer.
A powerful expert returns, only to become a novice.
Mi Xi thinks that with her hazy memories of those three thousand years, she can easily become a successful charlatan in this age of declining magic and lie flat for the rest of her life.
She doesn't need much cultivation. The Qi Refining stage will do, and at most, she can cultivate to Foundation Establishment. That's more than enough for her.
And yet...
There's an Office of Paranormal Affairs, an Antigravity Unit, a Metaphysics Association, and even a Taoist Academy, all officially accredited and recruiting online!
Even the cultivation manuals sold on Taobao for one yuan each, with free shipping, turn out to be real!
Question: Is this still the Blue Star I know?
Oh.
They say there's a brooding male ghost at the bottom of the River of Forgetfulness who's been waiting for her for three thousand years.
No way!
She's at a temple, devoted to the Way! She's given herself to the Great Way of the Buddha. Ghost husband, do not disturb!
Then a "son" from one of the three thousand worlds turns up and tells her, "Your whole family has a script!"
Her parents are a loveless couple forced into an arranged marriage.
Her eldest brother has the classic chase-your-wife-after-she-runs-off-pregnant script.
Her second brother has a cross-species pure-love script.
Even the little ghost girl by her side has a script! It's a switched-at-birth story!
And her?
She gets the...