"Your Majesty, there is a dragon in Taiye Pool! It has antlers like a deer and claws like an eagle. It stretches a thousand zhang and blots out the sky!"
Li Shimin: "Quick! Burn incense! Fast and abstain! Build a temple! I must issue an edict blaming myself!"
Chen Chang'an: "Is that really necessary, Old Li? The dragon just woke up and came out to stretch. Your Li family is far too timid."
Li Shimin: "Sir, you are truly a transcendent sage. You saw through the Way of Heaven at a glance!"
After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty and idling for ten years, Chen Chang'an became a Nine-Clawed Primordial Chaos Ancestor Dragon, terrifying the entire empire. Along the way, he unlocked a human form and entered the world to live as a carefree loafer.
Li Shimin treated him as a confidant, Wei Zheng regarded him as a sage, Cheng Yaojin treasured dragon-scale fragments he used to prop up a table as family heirlooms, and Princess Changle chased after him every day for tasty treats.
Chen Chang'an: "Stop exhausting yourselves. What's the point of all this fighting and killing? I just want to eat roast meat, drink strong liquor, and lounge around until the end of my days."
When the Turks invaded, he severed the Wei River with one claw.
When Goguryeo blustered, he yawned and brought down divine thunder from the Ninth Heaven.
Then one late night, Li Shimin pushed open the back gate of the Anle Marquis's residence and saw his young friend in the blue robe sitting in a rocking chair, kneading the world-ending Nine Heavens Divine Thunder like a child playing with clay...
The emperor, revered through the ages, fell to his knees with a thud. "Your Divine Dragon Majesty... Back when I patted your shoulder those few times, is it too late for me, Li Er, to cut off both my arms now?!"
Give the last star to the end! Worshiping the stars and the moon slowly, the brocade scroll lingers in my heart, and the wonderful articles lead to dreams, I stare out of the window every day. He is a talented person with a pen, so why should he be idle? I read it in a heart-stopping manner, and then suddenly interrupted the chapter, leaving me in suspense and making all living beings feel melancholy. I have been waiting for a long time, and my heart is full of frustration. Urgent reminder, please quickly display the glass paper, don't waste it in vain, your great talent and talent are world-wide. Don't be lazy and procrastinate and let time wander. May I write endlessly in the morning and evening, and write ten dazzling chapters every morning. I also hope that hundreds of volumes will continue, and the long chapters will be majestic. When Ruan Lang returns, Yun compiles a long dream, but stops writing to make the guests worried. Chao Chao Ning looked forward to when the break would come, but the new chapter was not willing to pay. Invigorate the pen, spread out the silver hook, don't linger in the morning and evening. Ten chapters and hundreds of volumes are written every day, and the book will never end.
Isn't this the Ninja Turtles?
I've read about ten chapters, food and grass🌿plus one🌸 After reading about chapter 20, to be honest, the subsequent plot processing is not that good, and I still can't escape the plot of pretending to be slapped in the face.
Looks like a dragon, but is actually an insect
Super pretty! Quick update
No one is afraid of death. The general will be scared to death.
Very nice, the author will continue to update
I'm a local, I like to read more and recommend it to me. 😏
The logic is clear and the plot is interesting.
Nice! There is no plot where you open your mouth and lick it, which is more in line with modern people's thinking.