Disguised as a Man and Sent into Exile! The Treacherous Minister Feels My Pregnant Belly

[Farming + woman disguised as a man + exile + punishing scoundrels]

Yan Zhaozhao had only just transmigrated when her father died in battle, her elder brother went missing, and the damned emperor ordered her family home seized and them all exiled.

To protect her family and the baby in her belly, she decisively took her twin brother's place and set out on the road to exile.

Before leaving, Yan Zhaozhao bonded with a Karma Swap System. Anyone who crossed her would get fleeced!

The damned emperor wants to seize her home? Evil karma confirmed. Swap complete: the entire Great Ye treasury! A million gold coins instantly turned into ten thousand tons of mud for the city moat, along with cursed paper money bringing bad luck. The emperor was so furious he dropped dead on the spot!

On the road to exile,

A nasty relative mouths off? Karma swap: the relative gets mouth sores!

A guard lashes her? Pain swap: the guard's own skin is ripped to shreds.

Bandits steal her rations? Poison swap: the bandits get diarrhea until they're weak from exhaustion.

But why is that treacherous minister Xie Weiheng being exiled, too? And why is he locked in the same prison cart as her?

Even more outrageous, whenever Xie Weiheng makes an inappropriate move toward her, the System can forcibly swap out something he's carrying on his person.

Xie Weiheng touches her hand. System: Swap successful! Xie Weiheng's military command tiger tally has been stored. In its place: one baby rattle!

Xie Weiheng puts an arm around her waist. System: Swap successful! Xie Weiheng's white jade belt has been stored. In its place: one pink maternity belly band!

Xie Weiheng gazes at the pink belly band in his hand, his phoenix eyes narrowing. "Junior brother, that's quite a large good-luck charm. Want me to help you put it on?"

Then one night, in the pouring rain, Yan Zhaozhao's disguise pill wore off, revealing her real face and her five-month baby bump.

Xie Weiheng's eyes turned bloodshot as he pinned her in a corner. "Junior brother, you're carrying my child. Where do you think you're running?"

Yan Zhaozhao: "System, can you swap his brain for a pig's brain?"

System: "That's beyond my capabilities, Host."