Faking an Online Romance, I Get Hidden Away and Ravaged by My Unhinged Husband

[Dual male leads | Both pure | Black-hearted schemers | Pure love | Mental illness]

[Contrasting pair: a timid, tsundere, lovesick bottom × a perverted top who never runs out of dirty talk]

Su Ni'an slips and falls while showering, landing hard on the edge of the bathtub. Holding his butt, he goes to see a doctor and runs into Song Yan.

After examining him, the man takes off his gloves.

"Want me to prescribe HIV post-exposure medication?"

"I fell!"

"Don't do that sort of thing for a while."

"I really did fall!!"

He gets accused out of nowhere.

Timid but deeply vindictive, Su Ni'an decides he's going to get revenge.

He pretends to be a girl and starts an online relationship with Song Yan.

This aloof, ascetic beauty won't even give him the time of day.

Until Su Ni'an changes his tune: "I'm gay. Want to date?"

The other guy replies instantly: "Let's see your legs first."

???

They date shamelessly for a month.

Song Yan asks to meet in person.

This online boyfriend is perfect in every way.

He's gentle and considerate, built like a wardrobe, and even showers him with money!!

Revenge taken, money earned.

He shows up for the meeting and comes clean, saying he was only fooling around.

Instead, the crazy Song Yan locks him up.

And then really...

Su Ni'an decides to lie flat and be a useless little freeloader.

Until he accidentally discovers Song Yan's secret.

Ah... He's mine!!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!!

Love him, love him, love him, love him, love him!!

He stares at the same sentence written over and over in the diary.

His scalp prickles.

W-what is this?

Warnings:

1. Both are pure. The bottom is difficult, the top is a bad guy. Readers who are extreme top- or bottom-fans, beware.

2. Both are crazy.

3. Very sweet, little angst, happy ending.