The Five-Year-Old Little Demoness, the Cultivation World's Greatest Arguer

Five-year-old Lin Xiaoman was thrown out of her home as a useless burden because she ate too much. With three cold steamed buns tucked under her arm, she set her sights on the poorest orthodox sect in the cultivation world, the Heavenly Sword Sect. "I can work! I barely eat!" she promised, patting her chest. But on her first day, she nearly burned down the sect's kitchen. On the third day, she used the eldest senior brother's life-bound sword as a fire poker. On the tenth day, she tricked the neighboring sect's guardian beast into pulling a millstone. The entire sect watched the little troublemaker and wept, clutching their heads.

The sanctimonious members of other sects were even more thoroughly thrown into chaos by her endless underhanded tricks. And, somehow, she had a natural affinity with all things, so rare treasures lined up to give themselves to her! Then one day, an army of a hundred thousand demons appeared at the border. The entire cultivation world braced for disaster, only to see the five-year-old menace standing on the throne, calling out to the Demon Lord in her childish voice: "Hey, you! Stop fighting. Do you have food?"

The kneeling demon bigwigs and the dumbfounded cultivators all fell silent at once. Who could have guessed that this little foodie was the beloved daughter of the greatest experts in the entire cultivation world?