The Cultivation World's Number One Simp Is Actually a Heartthrob

His parents died young, his little sister was still a child, his grandparents were ill, and he was poor!

Just as Su Hebai was about to despair and look for another way out, the Super Sugar Daddy System came looking for him!

“Young man! Would you be willing to do your part for harmony in the cultivation world?”

Su Hebai: ???

“Cheer on the big shots, give them an opening to save face, and keep the atmosphere lively. You'll earn 200,000 for every person you serve!”

Su Hebai: !!! You're a great judge of character. I'm excellent at working a room!

I, Su Hebai, have only one mission after transmigrating into the cultivation world: become a professional hype man.

The System says the big shots in this world care about their dignity and need someone to give them an opening to save face and liven things up.

I thought, Isn't this just the modern workplace? I know exactly how it works.

So I got to work, happily doing my thing:

Praising the Sword Venerable: “Your one strike shattered not only the mountain, but my heart as well.”

Appeasing the Demon Venerable: “You look so handsome when you're angry. Don't let it ruin your health.”

Cheering on the foremost disciple of the Immortal Sect: “Senior Brother is right! Senior Brother is wise!”

I thought I was just a tool, but the more I cheered them on...

The Sword Venerable started channeling his true energy into me, the Demon Venerable stepped in front of me and said, “Touch him and die,” and the foremost disciple, eyes red, asked me, “Do you even have a place for me in your heart?”

Me: ??? Sirs, I'm just your underling!

System: [Congratulations, Host. Everyone's favorability has exceeded 90%. You have become the cultivation world's most beloved person.]

Me: “Wait, I only want to make money! Don't come any closer!”