[Absurd] [Superpowers] [School Life] [Single Female Lead] [System] [Irreverent] [Comedy] [Ensemble Cast] [Meme References]
When Cheng Guodong woke up, he found himself in class, learning about Superpowers. The teacher, nicknamed the Iron Lady, hit his best friend right in the head with a piece of chalk.
Cheng Guodong awakened the [Irreverent Meltdown System] on the spot.
Other people awakened fire, lightning, and space. His was an absurd Superpower that could make people wet themselves and wet the bed.
The Cabinet chased him down in the street, so he called the police in return. "Officer, there's a murderer chasing me! I only told his fortune. I never thought anyone in the whole world would dare bully an upstanding young citizen in broad daylight. You have to stand up for me!"
A passerby from the Cabinet snapped, "This kid told my fortune and said my forehead looked dark, meaning I'd suffer a bloody disaster. I'm Black. Don't I know whether my face is dark?"
The restaurant owner had it even worse. "And this guy actually filed a complaint about me! A complaint would be one thing, but why is the reason 'the more you eat, the fuller you get'?"
The officer patted Cheng Guodong on the shoulder. "You've got some serious guts. Don't be so brave next time."
Cheng Guodong only wanted to quietly grow stronger with the System and graduate from a Superpower high school. But the System insisted that he could draw rewards and level up as long as he made people lose their cool.
And so the school's strongest trash-talker was born. He made people urgently need to pee. When villains chased him, he made them lose their cool in return. A little flame flew across the martial arts arena, and all the school's big shots suffered public humiliation.
Until the girl who always wore a cold expression dragged him out of the arena. "Cheng Guodong, can you be serious for once?"
Cheng Guodong thought it over. "I can, but the System won't let me."
Hey, I've opened a new book. What's the matter with Kangkang?