[Meme Humor + Comedy]
Shen Chen transmigrated to a parallel world, became a ride-hailing driver, and was invited to take part in a live-streamed variety show.
Passenger: Driver, do you believe in love?
Shen Chen: If you throw up in the car, that's five hundred.
Passenger: ??? Isn't it usually two hundred?
Shen Chen: In an age when sincerity changes by the second, love has gone up in price.
Passenger: Driver, my hemorrhoids are acting up. I can't even sit down. Can I pay the standing fare in a bit?
Shen Chen: Even if your hemorrhoids explode, you still have to pay the seated fare!
Passenger: Driver, can you go faster? My stomach's a little upset.
Shen Chen: Don't trust a single fart right now!
Passenger: Driver, failure is the mother of success. So who's the father of success?
Shen Chen: Pay when you get out, and you'll be a successful payment.
Passenger: Driver, what do you do for work?
Shen Chen: ...?
Passenger: Darling, I swear there's nothing going on between me and him. If there is, I'll get into a car accident later!
Shen Chen: ??? We're going to a destination, not a cemetery! And this is a ride-hailing car, not a hearse!!!
